December 2010
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Dec 30th
2 tags
Why my sister bothers me
Sister: -knock knock, doesn't wait for answer and opens door-
Me: Whaaat?
Sister: Do you have a camera?
Me: No.
Sister: I thought you did, where'd it go?
Me: It's been broken for years. Where's yours? (I already know the answer to this, but I was being a dick)
Sister: -loud tone- IT'S BROKEN.
Me: -puts hands up- Calm down.
Sister: -leaves in a huff-
Dec 29th
8 tags
Dec 28th
8 tags
Dec 28th
2 notes
3 tags
From the time I was a child, I learned not to dick...
Dec 28th
4 tags
Dec 21st
3 tags
Dec 21st
4 tags
Hibari by The Morbid Medical
Dec 20th
WatchWatch
Dec 18th
4 tags
Dec 17th
2 notes
3 tags
Dec 16th
16 notes
3 tags
User: Is that a question or a statement?
Cleverbot: A statement.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: We used to date.
User: You and the statement?
Cleverbot: Yes. I do believe it will work.
Dec 15th
2 tags
Tumblr is acting like a tit again and there's...
Dec 11th
015. I hate it when people can't pick their...
Dec 11th
1 tag
(￣▽￣)ノ
Dec 10th
1 tag
I've been on 4chan since Tubmlr was down. I might...
Dec 7th
2 tags
When I try to take a nap
Dad: Hey, Ali?
Me: ..Whaaaat?
Dad: Your Aunt [name] is coming into town-
Me: [internally] great...
Dad: -and wants to see if you want to go shopping.
Me: [perks up] Kay~
Dec 2nd
3 tags
I am in an abusive relationship with myself.
Dec 1st